These are the facts about me...

Girl. 14. I play the trombone and I love jazz. Jamie Cullum is my hero. Scouts is a massive part of my life, I don't know where i would be without it. I wouldn't be writing this blog, that's for sure. I have met people, done things, seen things I never thought I would. The Jamboree is going to be a massive adventure, one that I'm more than a little excited about. I like reading, staying up late watching films with my friends and having a laugh. These are just a few things that make me, me.

Saturday, 27 November 2010

Sporks: A Complete List Of Uses

This is, as you can tell by the title, the complete list of uses for the Spork.


  1. Knife
  2. Fork
  3. Spoon
  4. Three in one tool
  5. Presents
  6. Drinking
  7. Eating
  8. Scratching your head
  9. Christmas tree decorations
  10. Hair styler
  11. Lock picker
  12. Garden tool
  13. Rake
  14. Cutting through rope
  15. Attacking zombies
  16. A very light hammer
  17. Guitar pick
  18. Light switch
  19. Drum stick
  20. Making very small snowballs
  21. Ice cream scoop
  22. Toasting marshmallows (not advisable with plastic Spork)
  23. Stroking cats
  24. Musical instruments
  25. Wind chimes
  26. Catapult for grapes
  27. Moustache comb
  28. Nose picker
  29. Watering plants
  30. Defending yourself in a fight
  31. ‘Sporking’ people
  32. Hunting rabbits
  33. Good for eating Chinese food
  34. Throwing Spork (to annoy people)
  35. Digging your own grave
  36. Eating soup and cabbage at the same time.
I started off with the normal red plastic spork. It was the most useful thing I owned. It turned out that several people on Jambo also had one, and so Sporkism was born. Unfortunately, my oh so lovely brother broke my spork, and so I had to buy a new one. I have now moved on to a titanium spork, and it is DEFINITELY the coolest thing I am taking to the Jamboree.

More uses to come, if I think of them! 

H


( Many thanks to Kirsty, Adam, Hayley, Mike, Georgia and others for some of the ideas above!)
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