These are the facts about me...

Girl. 14. I play the trombone and I love jazz. Jamie Cullum is my hero. Scouts is a massive part of my life, I don't know where i would be without it. I wouldn't be writing this blog, that's for sure. I have met people, done things, seen things I never thought I would. The Jamboree is going to be a massive adventure, one that I'm more than a little excited about. I like reading, staying up late watching films with my friends and having a laugh. These are just a few things that make me, me.

Saturday, 27 November 2010

Sporks: A Complete List Of Uses

This is, as you can tell by the title, the complete list of uses for the Spork.


  1. Knife
  2. Fork
  3. Spoon
  4. Three in one tool
  5. Presents
  6. Drinking
  7. Eating
  8. Scratching your head
  9. Christmas tree decorations
  10. Hair styler
  11. Lock picker
  12. Garden tool
  13. Rake
  14. Cutting through rope
  15. Attacking zombies
  16. A very light hammer
  17. Guitar pick
  18. Light switch
  19. Drum stick
  20. Making very small snowballs
  21. Ice cream scoop
  22. Toasting marshmallows (not advisable with plastic Spork)
  23. Stroking cats
  24. Musical instruments
  25. Wind chimes
  26. Catapult for grapes
  27. Moustache comb
  28. Nose picker
  29. Watering plants
  30. Defending yourself in a fight
  31. ‘Sporking’ people
  32. Hunting rabbits
  33. Good for eating Chinese food
  34. Throwing Spork (to annoy people)
  35. Digging your own grave
  36. Eating soup and cabbage at the same time.
I started off with the normal red plastic spork. It was the most useful thing I owned. It turned out that several people on Jambo also had one, and so Sporkism was born. Unfortunately, my oh so lovely brother broke my spork, and so I had to buy a new one. I have now moved on to a titanium spork, and it is DEFINITELY the coolest thing I am taking to the Jamboree.

More uses to come, if I think of them! 

H


( Many thanks to Kirsty, Adam, Hayley, Mike, Georgia and others for some of the ideas above!)

Thursday, 18 November 2010

Mmm... Deep Fried Jam Sandwiches...

This was our first proper camp. It was at Well end, a camp site I had been to a couple of times. It was from the 21st to the 23rd of May, and it was an absolutely baking hot weekend. We had only just met each other, but there was a really good atmosphere around. We arrived, got together in groups and started putting up the tents. This was, well, interesting, and mixed with chatting and mucking about and playing rugby. Well, I call it rugby, it was more 'tackle whoever had the ball'. Nothing very sophisticated, but good fun all the same.
Once the tents were up, we got together and were put into patrols. We swap around these patrols every time we started a new activity so that we got the know everyone. We had to make the majority of our meals, and one consisted of making an oven out of a cardboard box and some tin foil, then putting a pizza (which we had also made) inside. Its was surprisingly delicious. The evenings were spent round the camp fire, chatting and laughing until it was time for bed.
On Saturday we started on a project. We were told that we had to have a gateway to put at the front of our small site on the actual Jamboree. We spent the first part of the day designing them with skewers and bits of thread, and then moved onto the big stuff. We worked long and hard on our massive pioneering gates, often having to have a break from what was the increasingly roasting day. But finally, we were done. I think its safe to say that all of the groups were very pleased with their 'creations'.
As you can see, ours had a VERY awesome revolving... thing. Which, I guess, didn't really work, unless you were a three foot high dwarf. But we were proud all the same. We also found out that one of them could be collapsed, and then put back up again, like a piece of Ikea furniture. This only came about because my friend Adam ran into one of the poles in the dark. Very funny, and rather scary at the same time!
Another one of the awesome, if not a little strange things we did was make deep fried jam sandwiches. Which, I know, sound horrid. But just wait. They were exactly what they sound like, jam sandwiches dipped in batter and then fried. And they were amazing! There is nothing more satisfying sitting around with your friends on a very hot summers day, eating deep fried jam sandwiches with a spork. If you never have, I seriously recommend it.
Now, Sporks. Possibly the worlds greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, scrap that, they are BETTER than sliced bread. There is nothing to describe the awesomeness of a spork. A religion was born from that camp called sporkism, to celebrate sporks. And so was the counter religion Anti-sporkism. But we wont go into that. One day i will make a post with the completed list of 'uses for sporks'.

But until then, that's all I have to say.


H

Wednesday, 10 November 2010

Lots and Lots and Lots and Lots of London

As we go along on our Jambo adventure, we are having a lot of bonding exercises. One of these was a day called 'London Adventure'. We didn't know much about it until we got there, but the long and short of it is: we had to go around London, using any mode of transport, apart from car, and take pictures of ourselves with certain landmarks, of which we had a list. They were things like Paddington bear, The Swedish Embassy (because we are going to Sweden!) and a red bus. There was about, oh, 25 of these 'destinations' and each of them were ranked with different points, depending on how hard they were to get to. I think that Paddington bear was only 10 points, whereas the Swedish Embassy was 25!

There was a lot of running around that day, a lot of missing of buses and trains (one team managed to leave half their team off the train, with the other half on!) and it was a lot of fun. We stopped for lunch half way through, and although we were all supposed to meet up at the same time, that didn't really work, with teams arriving half an hour after the one before, and someone getting pooped on by a bird in the process. Yes, it was VERY funny.
It was a lot of hard work, and it did involve a LOT of running, but I think we all got on really well, and learned a lot about London in the process. We saw loads of sites that I had never actually seen before, like the Globe Theatre. We went to the statue of Nelson Mandela and London Bridge. It was a great day, and I think that I made a lot of friendships a lot stronger. 


H

Tuesday, 2 November 2010

Fund raising part 1 - The Chickens

As you probably know, I have to raise a lot of money for this amazing trip. £1325 to be exact. This means a LOT of fund raising. My biggest long-term form of this is my two lovely chickens. We got them about a year ago and their names are Pebble and Rose, the first is a Silver Link, the other a Columbian Black Tail.
Everyday I clean them out, and collect the eggs, which I then sell to friends and their families. They are lovely pets, though they do take quite a lot of work! It's worth it though. they have been massive contributors to my Jambo fund, and I hope they continue to be.

More about fund raising to come.

H